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Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Weweechu

Akpos and his Girlfriend were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cold night. Akpos grabbed the girl's hands, drew her closer to himself, kissed her and said, "Baby, you know I love you so much. There's no one here. Its just the two of us, let's do 'WEWEECHU'." 

The girl looked around and said, "My love, I don't want to do 'WEWEECHU' please. Let's just hold hands and cuddle." 

Akpos agreed. 

After a while, Akpos asked her again, "Oh baby, my love, please Let's do 'WEWEECHU'!" 

The girl replied, "Baby, don't rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms." 

Akpos calmed down.

After a long while, Akpos couldn't hold it any longer. He said, "My heartbeat, it's not fair oh! Let's do 'WEWEECHU' na! We haven't done it since last year oh! Let's do it now now." 

The girl reluctantly agreed. 

Akpos immediately grabbed her closer to himself, hugged her tightly, brought out the guitar strapped to his back and they both start singing, "WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

Got you didn't I?! Dirty minds! What were you thinking 'WEWEECHU was? 

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Akpors and his wife never fought for 25yrs of their mariage!!! . A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.
He narrated, "We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped & my wife fell down. She then got up, patted the Horse's back and said 'this is your first time'.
After a while,it happened again. She patted the horse again and said 'this is your second time". The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I was so shocked and shouted at her, 'Are you crazy!!? What's wrong with you!!? Why did you kill the horse...... She gave me a grave look and said 'THIS YOUR FIRST TIME". Ever since then we have been living very happily

one word for akpos

TRUE STORY
A flight was flying through the
clouds.
Suddenly, it lost the balance.
Everyone started shouting in fear.
But a small girl kept playing with her toy....
After an hour, the flight was
landed safely.
A Man asked The Small Girl,
"How could you play with your toy
when everyone was afraid? "The Small Girl smiled and said
"My Dad is the pilot. I knew he will
land me safely!"
MORAL LESSON:
Always put trust in God. Never
fear anything because God will never let you perish.
NOTE:
As the girl puts her trust in the
Father, You should also put trust
in God because GOD IS TRUST
if you 100% believe in God, press LIKE and
write, "I TRUST GOD"
and
your dreams will be fulfilled.

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NICKNAMES OF CARS BY NIGERIAN AND THEIR REAL NAMEs
TOYOTA

Orobo Camry- Toyota Camry 1993-1996
Tiny light/pencil Camry-Toyota Camry 1997-1999
Drop light/envelope-Toyota Camry 2000-2001
Big daddy/big 4 nothing-Toyota Camry 2002-2006
Muscle Camry-Toyota Camry 2007-2011
Corolla sport-Toyota corolla 2003-2008

HONDA
Honda ala- Honda accord 1991-1993
Honda bullet-Honda accord 1993-1998(European version)
Honda bull dog-Honda accord 1994-1997
Baby boy-Honda accord 1998-2002
Adidas-Honda Accord 1998-2002(European version)
End of discussion(EOD)-Honda Accord 2003-2005
Discussion continues(DC)-Honda Accord 2006-2007
Evil spirit/anaconda-Honda accord 2008-2012
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