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Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Weweechu
Akpos and his Girlfriend were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cold night. Akpos grabbed the girl's hands, drew her closer to himself, kissed her and said, "Baby, you know I love you so much. There's no one here. Its just the two of us, let's do 'WEWEECHU'."
The girl looked around and said, "My love, I don't want to do 'WEWEECHU' please. Let's just hold hands and cuddle."
Akpos agreed.
After a while, Akpos asked her again, "Oh baby, my love, please Let's do 'WEWEECHU'!"
The girl replied, "Baby, don't rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms."
Akpos calmed down.
After a long while, Akpos couldn't hold it any longer. He said, "My heartbeat, it's not fair oh! Let's do 'WEWEECHU' na! We haven't done it since last year oh! Let's do it now now."
The girl reluctantly agreed.
Akpos immediately grabbed her closer to himself, hugged her tightly, brought out the guitar strapped to his back and they both start singing, "WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
Got you didn't I?! Dirty minds! What were you thinking 'WEWEECHU was?
The girl looked around and said, "My love, I don't want to do 'WEWEECHU' please. Let's just hold hands and cuddle."
Akpos agreed.
After a while, Akpos asked her again, "Oh baby, my love, please Let's do 'WEWEECHU'!"
The girl replied, "Baby, don't rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms."
Akpos calmed down.
After a long while, Akpos couldn't hold it any longer. He said, "My heartbeat, it's not fair oh! Let's do 'WEWEECHU' na! We haven't done it since last year oh! Let's do it now now."
The girl reluctantly agreed.
Akpos immediately grabbed her closer to himself, hugged her tightly, brought out the guitar strapped to his back and they both start singing, "WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
Got you didn't I?! Dirty minds! What were you thinking 'WEWEECHU was?
Sunday, October 20, 2013
When it comes to relationship breakup.
Who are the cause of most breakup or are at fault most time, the guys or the ladies?
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Who are the cause of most breakup or are at fault most time, the guys or the ladies?
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Akpors and his wife never fought for 25yrs of their mariage!!! . A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.
He narrated, "We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped & my wife fell down. She then got up, patted the Horse's back and said 'this is your first time'.
After a while,it happened again. She patted the horse again and said 'this is your second time". The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I was so shocked and shouted at her, 'Are you crazy!!? What's wrong with you!!? Why did you kill the horse...... She gave me a grave look and said 'THIS YOUR FIRST TIME". Ever since then we have been living very happily
one word for akpos
He narrated, "We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago, and while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped & my wife fell down. She then got up, patted the Horse's back and said 'this is your first time'.
After a while,it happened again. She patted the horse again and said 'this is your second time". The horse did it again the 3rd time, she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I was so shocked and shouted at her, 'Are you crazy!!? What's wrong with you!!? Why did you kill the horse...... She gave me a grave look and said 'THIS YOUR FIRST TIME". Ever since then we have been living very happily
one word for akpos
TRUE STORY
A flight was flying through the
clouds.
Suddenly, it lost the balance.
Everyone started shouting in fear.
But a small girl kept playing with her toy....
After an hour, the flight was
landed safely.
A Man asked The Small Girl,
"How could you play with your toy
when everyone was afraid? "The Small Girl smiled and said
"My Dad is the pilot. I knew he will
land me safely!"
MORAL LESSON:
Always put trust in God. Never
fear anything because God will never let you perish.
NOTE:
As the girl puts her trust in the
Father, You should also put trust
in God because GOD IS TRUST
if you 100% believe in God, press LIKE and
write, "I TRUST GOD"
and
your dreams will be fulfilled.
A flight was flying through the
clouds.
Suddenly, it lost the balance.
Everyone started shouting in fear.
But a small girl kept playing with her toy....
After an hour, the flight was
landed safely.
A Man asked The Small Girl,
"How could you play with your toy
when everyone was afraid? "The Small Girl smiled and said
"My Dad is the pilot. I knew he will
land me safely!"
MORAL LESSON:
Always put trust in God. Never
fear anything because God will never let you perish.
NOTE:
As the girl puts her trust in the
Father, You should also put trust
in God because GOD IS TRUST
if you 100% believe in God, press LIKE and
write, "I TRUST GOD"
and
your dreams will be fulfilled.
Very soon, MTN and other networks will start making
money off ASUU Strike.You'll see stuff like:To get all
news on ASUU Strike, text ASUU to 38343. Costs
N100 per week. Predict when ASUU will call off strike
and stand a chance to be a winner in the MTN
PREDICT AND WIN PROMO. Text ur predictions to 38323. N100 per SMS.
Download the new ASUU
Callertune and get your callers grooving. Text ASUU
to 4100. N50 monthly.
money off ASUU Strike.You'll see stuff like:To get all
news on ASUU Strike, text ASUU to 38343. Costs
N100 per week. Predict when ASUU will call off strike
and stand a chance to be a winner in the MTN
PREDICT AND WIN PROMO. Text ur predictions to 38323. N100 per SMS.
Download the new ASUU
Callertune and get your callers grooving. Text ASUU
to 4100. N50 monthly.
NICKNAMES OF CARS BY NIGERIAN AND THEIR REAL NAMEs
TOYOTA
Orobo Camry- Toyota Camry 1993-1996
Tiny light/pencil Camry-Toyota Camry 1997-1999
Drop light/envelope-Toyota Camry 2000-2001
Big daddy/big 4 nothing-Toyota Camry 2002-2006
Muscle Camry-Toyota Camry 2007-2011
Corolla sport-Toyota corolla 2003-2008
HONDA
Honda ala- Honda accord 1991-1993
Honda bullet-Honda accord 1993-1998(European version)
Honda bull dog-Honda accord 1994-1997
Baby boy-Honda accord 1998-2002
Adidas-Honda Accord 1998-2002(European version)
End of discussion(EOD)-Honda Accord 2003-2005
Discussion continues(DC)-Honda Accord 2006-2007
Evil spirit/anaconda-Honda accord 2008-2012
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What kind of car do you drive? Tell us
TOYOTA
Orobo Camry- Toyota Camry 1993-1996
Tiny light/pencil Camry-Toyota Camry 1997-1999
Drop light/envelope-Toyota Camry 2000-2001
Big daddy/big 4 nothing-Toyota Camry 2002-2006
Muscle Camry-Toyota Camry 2007-2011
Corolla sport-Toyota corolla 2003-2008
HONDA
Honda ala- Honda accord 1991-1993
Honda bullet-Honda accord 1993-1998(European version)
Honda bull dog-Honda accord 1994-1997
Baby boy-Honda accord 1998-2002
Adidas-Honda Accord 1998-2002(European version)
End of discussion(EOD)-Honda Accord 2003-2005
Discussion continues(DC)-Honda Accord 2006-2007
Evil spirit/anaconda-Honda accord 2008-2012
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What kind of car do you drive? Tell us
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